14th
We met a weird dude at my friend’s wedding last weekend. I went to bed early at 2 a.m., but Jill, my old high school buddy and roommate for the weekend, drank beer and smoked cigarettes with him until 4 a.m. He slipped this card under our hotel room door at 5 a.m. Jill was still up and said it took him five minutes.
Envelope: “Jill Elinoff and Stephanie sorta, ew [or sorta Jew?] but mostly Jill and Steph - but Jill more.”
Birthday Card: A cat with sunglasses and diamond jewelry.
Inside of Birthday Card: “Jill and Stephanie. You are two super cool cats! I’m super happy to hang with you two! Meow! D.F.”
Also another sheet of paper wrapped around his hotel key card: “Jill - Wake me up when you get up!! Dave #513. Please! I have a sleeping problem!”
I love him.
